I wuz owtside bein a good boy, jus chillin' on da deck. Daddy went inside for one minute and den I went for a little spring stroll. Da scent of da lady kittehs lured me into da way backyard way past where I'm supposed to go.
I was takin my time sniffing around even when I heard dem
screaming callin' my name. Daddy was ready to cry snots an stuff. After feverish purraying by Mommy, and no lady kittehs in sight I decided to swagger home. I made sure I screamed loud to Mommy when I saw her in da yard. Daddy was still walking in da other humans yards but even he heard me when I came back. An you know what? I got put in da howse an now I finks I am grrroundeded.
Sigh. We'll see how long dat lasts!